Gwar, which has been putting on its cartoonishly gory stage shows since the 1980s, seemed a bit befuddled by the whole thing, with lead singer Berserker Blóthar saying in a statement: “Our manager, Sleazy P. Martini, tells me that with these NFTs our fans will get some cool, original, never-before-seen GWAR art, and they can own a little piece of the GWAR universe. He also tells me that if we sell enough of them, I can buy lots of curly fries.”